Jokes Break :D

[kekeljevic]

Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"

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[kekeljevic]

Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Yeah."
Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"
Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."

[Vasiljevski]

My Friend: "Yesterday, I reprogramm my computer."
Me: "Okay...."
My Friend: "Not my Mac, but my PC. I has Windows Vista."
Me: "Yes, and what language did you use?"
My Friend: (pause) "English."
Me: "English?"
My Friend: "Yeah, English."

Is this one for real? Or it's just a joke?

[kekeljevic]

@ Vasiljevski
I digged that on some blog... it's sounds real.

Here is a new joke

[Vasiljevski]

50 reasons not to date a graphic designer
http://creativestudiosng.com/blog/2011/ ... -designer/

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[kekeljevic]

That was a low kick hahahahahaha god damn... and it's all true hahahaha

Except this one:
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.

When this happened experienced graphic designers screamed in agony.

[JDavise]

A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”